Beckham To Star In Comic Book

Just when you thought you've heard of everything...

Don't look now, but AC Milan midfielder David Beckham will soon be found on the shelves of your favorite bookstore. Not as an autobiography, as one would think, but as the main character in a comic book.

It seems that Beckham will be featured in a Fame Biographic Comic from Bluewater Productions. The series, which will feature other celebrities such as 50 Cent and Lady Gaga, looks to profile the lives of the rich and famous.

Don't worry people; Beckham won't be donning a cape and tights while saving the world from oblivion. Instead, the comic book will profile the highs and lows of his career and will have a "gritty and real" feel. Batman or the X-Men shouldn't have to worry about their status as comic book elites because I think this Beckham experiment is going to fail.

And just for the record: I will NOT be picking up a copy. Stick to your soccer, Becks.